Knight ready for second shot at history

While the man of the round table believed he would ace history, coming from an era in history many hundreds of year earlier, but upon his discovery of many elements hidden from himself at the time he reactly poorly in a classroom leaving several injured and approximately 9 tables cleaved in half.

He is returning to the classroom for a second shot.

France: UFO sightings are no X-Files

The latest alien sightings in France will not be filed under X as they spell it differently.

Cloned Cows and Pigs May Be Sold Next Year, US Says (Update3)

For many years the returant chain searched for the way to establish exact duplicacy of flavor from one hamburger to the next. Their time has come.

Another Day in the Life of the Scientology Disaster Relief Team in the Philippines

There is someone taking responsibility for what's going down over there in the Philippines. You should read it and see what you can do contribute to the motion.

Can the Hummer turn over a new leaf?

Usually can. Given as the average weight of a hummer roughly 2 tons and can drive at roughly 120-140 miles an hour. It usually is capable of turning ANY leaf you give it under any circumstances.

Psychotic Villains

While the idea is almost something, given the first test is that of, would they shock the person? The tests are actually discusting. To what end do they give?

You find out the history of Psychology and you'll see what that industry of death is all about.

TVs go bigger, flatter and high-def in 2006

First it was my shirt, then my pants, now my TV. You tell me to flatten one more thing and I'm out of here.

Health: Don't lick raw butter

In retrospect, I guess they have a point. But they'll never change me.

Open-source leader leaving Novell

Will the world never learn?

Image search gets a 3D twist

The experience is similar to being poored down a drain in Tron but the sound track is ten times as good.

Inside Google's open-source kitchen

While the price is right, don't bite it because you'll probably hurt your teeth.

Home audio without the wires

Half of your Christmas morning taken away from you. Due to loosened time restraints you will now have to buy twice as many electronic gifts that you don't know how to use to make up for the unlost time messing with the wires and replace it with uncrossing the signals.

The dos and don'ts of bestowing tech gifts

When you bestowith upon he the solar powered toaster of circular breads, knowith he likely would just as easily have toasted thine toast plugged in to the outlet.

Church of Scientology of Melbourne Coordinating Scientology Disaster Relief for Bushfires in Victoria, Australia

Teams of Scientology Volunteer Ministers from Scientology churches around Australia are mobilizing to evacuate those in the area and give assistance to the firefighters and other emergency response personnel.

A series of bushfires in the mountains of Southeastern Australia are threatening to join and create one vast fire in the state.

While thick clouds of smoke move in over Melbourne, 2 hours north of the fire zone, over 540 square miles (1,400 square km) of bushland have been burned. And there is no relief in sight, with a forecast of hot and gusty winds and temperatures expected to reach 104 degrees Fahrenheit (40 degrees Celsius) tomorrow.

Any form of help that can be given on an immediate basis is needed in Austrlia. Contact the Scientology Volunteer Ministers on how you can help.

The Eye of A Killer

Beware the beast.

The Twelve Neuroses of Christmas

About as accurate as the other 370+ disorders described in the Diagnostics and Statistics Manual.

Study: Depression meds boost risk of suicide attempt

Ah, some sense you say? I'm afraid not, as there point is not that suicide attempt decreases, but based on their "testing" (no labs done), they think people have less chances of succeeding at killing themslves while on antidepressants.

The new slogan to come with it I guess is:

Feeling depressed? We can make you so incapable you won't even be able to knock yourself off.

Thanks Big Pharma, you're alwayts looking out for your wallets.

German high-tech sky sail may cut costs, emissions

May cut costs, but the initial tests only leads the way to the possibility of a second parachute on the other end for parasailing.

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MySQL Wins "European Entrepreneur of the Year" Award

While Mr. MySQL is not often visiting in Europe he is still one of the most publicisized individual to ever hit the contintent. Check out Mr. MySQL in his latest feature, "MySQL: Enterprise."

NBA sued over new ball

Ya right, sure. Like that would ever happen. And I'll sue my favorite resturant for not warning me about the hot coffee being hot and my best friend will sue his company for paying him for being an irresponsible sloth at home who can't/won't work.

A gun-toting robot from Samsung

If you don't know the password, you could get in serious trouble with this armed and dangerous robo-sentry.

Where apathy has struck, many are turning to making machine gun sentries. It is suggested their pattern of operation is not followed.