Shaving less than once a day could increase risk of stroke…

Depending on the number of times I shave a day I have certain reactions:

Every other day: Dirty and very high chance of having a stroke
1: Cool, refreshed, 5 O'clock shadow frustration, good chance I won't have a stroke
2: Cool, pained, 10 O'Clock Shadow frustration, may have slight rash
3: Pain, likely need of medical care and bandages.

Beyond that it's a bleek scene that we aren't treading tonight.

NOTE: Medical tests used were on NeoPet-HumanBeta 0.3.