Teddy bear is a killer

Matel's new animatronic "Teddy Bear" has started revolting against owners. The 5 foot animatronic toy has life likely claws strength comparable to that of a kodiak bear.

It is urged that anyone who has purchased a bear and has not yet been harmed by it to use the emergency off switch on it immediately and should you be being chased by one as we speak to continue running and apply to it grenades, EMP and napalm.