Psychiatry - "We're Not So Good With Cures"

A new documentary has been release by the Citizens Commission on Human Rights detailing the history, industry, purpose and practices psychiatry.

Featured in the documentary is a number of interviews with psychiatrists on the what cures they have for mental illness and what successes they have had in the field of mental health.

While you may not think this has something to do with you, think again.

Spectacular Grand Opening of Scientology Church's New Home in London

The new home for the world's oldest Church of Scientology opened yesterday in the heart of London. With thousands of visitors at the grand opening this appearrs to be the next big thing for hte Isles.

Married to 6 men, cops say, and named McBride

Finding that she had too much time on her hands with a single husband, she felt she could maintain housewife duties for atleast one more. The cycle accelerated and grew until the number of men reached atlast 6 men in all.

While the men say they don't mind, they are not the first set of 6 men as those previous men have since lost in their battles against each other, some have survived.

Antipsychotics No Better Than Placebo for Alzheimer's Patients

This just in, anti-psychotics may not do any better for Alzheimer's than a placebo, but if you're trying to ruin the patient utterly and completely, antipsychotic is the way to go.

Toasters that let you put pictures on bread

... Sound the alarm! Message to the coxswain - "hard left rudder!"

All flares off at: 20 degree altitude north, south, east and west!

Fire pumps to deck a, b and every watercloset on board!

Wait... pictures on bread? Nevermind.

U.S. cities taking over public schools

Alert!

Cities are taking over the public schools. Their strong holds are primarily found in the schools' cafeterias, locker rooms and Rm 201.

If you see anyone carry around an excessive amount text books contact your local officials and alert them to the situation immediately.

U.S. cities taking over public schools

Alert!

Cities are taking over the public schools. Their strong holds are primarily found in the schools' cafeterias, locker rooms and Rm 201.

If you see anyone carry around an excessive amount text books contact your local officials and alert them to the situation immediately.

Guys who really want to fly

Taxi cab drivers everywhere are finally freeing their hesitations and admitting to their aspirations of flight.

Their life long goal of getting you where you need to go in a fair amount of time with an fairly exorbitant price they feel they could achieve in flight. The taxi cab union of Garden Lime, Louissiana has drafted what they believe is the ideal air taxi which has:

• Bumpers on every side


• A a rocket engine and two modified turbine engines.

It's designed in such a way as to do well with collisions and get wherever you need to go in 4 minutes or less.

Dramatic photos from mars

Bar fight gone wrong in south east crater of Miny City, Mars. See these dynamic shots to see the horrible results of thie tumultuous fifty man bar fight and the concurent Godzilla invasion calling in the army, navy and air force to battle and be entertained by the montrosity - Godzilla.

Teen repellent inventor wins infamous prize

While the nutrional value of todays article is very poor, the quality of content is something to be taken into account.

Watch out all you pestering kids, there has been a varitable slew of teenage pesticides released for the first time today to broad public.

You could be next.

Murdoch's wife gets high-stakes assignment

The rumor mill on Murdoch's wife having a high-stakes assign has been blown out of the water today.

Firstly, it's Murdock not Murdoch. Secondly, H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock is not in any way married. Case closed.