Guys who really want to fly

Taxi cab drivers everywhere are finally freeing their hesitations and admitting to their aspirations of flight.

Their life long goal of getting you where you need to go in a fair amount of time with an fairly exorbitant price they feel they could achieve in flight. The taxi cab union of Garden Lime, Louissiana has drafted what they believe is the ideal air taxi which has:

• Bumpers on every side


• A a rocket engine and two modified turbine engines.

It's designed in such a way as to do well with collisions and get wherever you need to go in 4 minutes or less.