Innocent Man Was Deported to Syria, Inquiry Finds

High school football star of Wiscon Elk High was deported to Syria this past Sunday. The reason stated was said to be he had hijacked many Syrian missiles stored under glaciers of northern Siberia.

The 16 year-old student while not given any hearing was said to be guilty by many people.

A friend of teen said, "I didn't ever think he was stealing missiles from Syria but after that time he smoked a cigarrette I knew it was the beginning of his dwindling spiral."