Men's money mistakes

Hmm, how much is that sandwitch?
It's 34 dollars sir.
Hmm...and it's how fresh?
It was made ina factory sir.
Hmm... do you take credit cards?

If that doesn't hit the spot for you, how about this tune...

So they need to win the next game to go to the superbowl, right?
Yep.
And half of their team was just put on the injured list after a bus accident, right?
Mhmm.
And how much are the reserved seats for their superbowl game if they make it?
$1500 dollars sir.
Hmmm, do you take credit?