Nonlethal weapons touted for domestic crowd control

This title is what I call impacting. Similar to:

Golfers found wearing uncleated tennis shoes, no one was hurt.

I have nonlethal weapons on me all the time. One time I even left the house with my shoes untied and here I am to tell you the story. It's a good thing too.

If you see anyone with something that could be imposing but unlethal, be sure to note it down on your oversized post-it note and place it in your travel pouch.